sincerely, roger sherwood

hi, it's me, roger the pup!

you would think sneaking on to mom and dad's computer to post would be a fairly difficult thing to do. Well it's not. All mom does these days is stare at the smallest owner i've ever seen. What are his qualifications exactly?

I have no idea what is so great about this new one or what he does so special that i didn't already do:
sleeps constantly, paw
pees/poops anywhere he wants, paw
eats anything put in front of his face, paw
wears any ridiculous clothing they decide to put on for their amusement, paw

but here's what gets my collar in a bunch, no spanking. when i was a pup you couldn't get away with these things.

It's not all bad though he's a sweet kid. I do still get to sleep in the bed with mom and dad, they are kind for that. If it weren't for that I would have probably raised some heck, maybe even a leg if you get my drift...watch it berkeley or you may have an "accident" in your dipey. I'm just pulling your passie. its never going to that ruff, berkeley. as long as we can learn to share the attention and the treats, it will all be ok.

i'll be back soon to let you know how things are going. wish me luck.

sincerely, roger